have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?
whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004
Do twins have the same sized dick?
now we’re asking the real questions
As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.
i can’t even pick my favorite song what makes you think i can pick a college
Expectations Vs. Reality / Game of thrones
my mom: I find it hard to believe that you really need that much money
"was that awkward eye contact or were we checking eachother out" - a life story
do not pity the dead, harry, pity the living, and above all those who cannot go to comic con
don’t ever talk to someone while you’re horny it is a bad idea and you’ll regret it