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Toxic Valentine
Toxic Valentine

crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

23 014 notas

larrycoincidences:

whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004 

245 337 notas

dejacoendou:

hey-doesnt-he-rap:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

775 648 notas
sofapizza:

your sheep looks concerned

sofapizza:

your sheep looks concerned

whoredinarygirl:

i can’t even pick my favorite song what makes you think i can pick a college

178 485 notas

pussyclench:

my mom: I find it hard to believe that you really need that much money
me:image

70 959 notas

flewor:

"was that awkward eye contact or were we checking eachother out" - a life story

261 376 notas

katescastles:

do not pity the dead, harry, pity the living, and above all those who cannot go to comic con

22 880 notas

earthdad:

don’t ever talk to someone while you’re horny it is a bad idea and you’ll regret it

87 039 notas